For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.
We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.
a list of fake tumblr stories i can sort of remember:
that one where some girl claimed people thought her car was the tardis, so she leapt out of it and looked at her boobs like “wow that’s a development” and ran off
hipster blog vs. fandom blog in a starbucks
people singing “let it go” on a bus???
that student who looked into the security cameras in their school’s classroom whenever something stupid would happen and then the security guard thanked them personally
some guy fixing the lights in a store by holding up a sonic screwdriver
homestuck updates, a girl screams, the police come, one of the officers also reads homestuck, he starts freaking out, the other officer gives him a shock blanket
a girl has a joking argument with a police officer who’s a “mei main”
every time a waiter comes back to the table, they say a different supernatural/sherlock/dr. who pun, and the poster continues to fall out of their seat because they’re laughing so hard
someone catches someone on a bus says “i think you fell for me” and the entire bus applauds
a girl wants to buy a led zeppelin cd and the cashier wants her to buy a one direction cd then the manager comes out and yells at the cashier and thanks the girl for having awesome music tastes
boyfriend and girlfriend walk into store, girlfriend complaining that books are horrible, boyfriend breaks up with her
female student: *says something bitchy* nerd student: *calls her a slut* teacher: *laughs*
girl says alohamora to open locked door, it opens, classmates cheer
AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE
i’m a fully grown adult woman and one time this girl came up to me in a store and screamed “DO YOU SHIP REYLO” and i said yes and she started yelling at me then her mom came over and yelled at her because the mom also shipped reylo and then the mom apologized to me and bought me a nutella crepe
One of my Favorite posts is that time someone made a BS post about processed meat and someone said BITCH THATS THE TUBBY CUSTARD MACHINE
how did oppa homeless style not feature on the list
What this means is, that ever single one of the following
Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)
Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight
but what an incredible journey he had getting there
This is partially explored in the Fables comic series and the spin-off series Jack of Fables. In it the character Jack is in fact most of those. And even in the modern age he constantly tries to do get rich quick schemes and usually fails at them. (during the Civil War he captured Death to keep a girl he liked from dying. Then releases Death after and makes a deal to have a “vacation” every so often from killing)
my advice for people who are still being affected by trish’s actions is to block and move on I’m not saying this flippantly or to brush off feelings, but genuinely the only way to deal with assholes is to deplatform them. apparently her art only gets notes from non-neo players anyway from the posts i’ve read, so talking about her and @’ing her directly only promotes her and makes yourself look bad.
What she did is awful, and it’s justified if you never forgive her (I know I probably never will - she actively stole my oc and made him subservant to hers and that’s just fucked up and not something i can personally get over), but there’s nothing to be gained by continuing this conversation in a public space.
As someone who has been fucked over by people stealing my ocs before this, i can also assure you that the best way to get over it after confronting them is to just ignore the person’s existence. The sooner you forget trish ever existed, the sooner you’ll find peace about the shit she’s pulled.
